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Special underwear and interesting things you didn’t know about Mormons

If a member is guilty of serious transgressions (say fornication), he or she gets excommunicated.

Published

1 year ago

March 17, 2018

Most clergymen are distinguished by the collar, flowing priestly robes and other symbols of office. Not Mormons. A suit will do. But they do have priestly garb: white underwear.

But did you know that religious ceremonies and covenants necessary for eternal exaltation can only be made within a temple and not an ordinary church and that the African continent only has three temples; in Ghana, Nigeria and South Africa?

The Mormon temple is also not the sort of place everyone can walk in and worship.

A serving member deemed worthy is interviewed by the presiding bishop and if found fit, is issued with a card that allows him or her entry into any temple in the world. Remember that white underwear? That’s what you wear to the temple- beneath your suit or dress, of course!

Among Mormons, you also don’t just wake up, admit yourself in a theological college and declare yourself a pastor, evangelist or prophet.

The articles of faith are clear: Priesthood is conferred to any worthy male member of the church by one who has authority. It is the elders who, upon observing you, decide that you are worthy of priestly office.

But whereas all worthy male members of the church hold the priesthood, that does not make them priests.

Church deacons can be as young as 12 years old. And something else… Members who have that responsibility, say bishops, are not paid!

“The church operates a voluntary lay leadership. These people are called by one in authority and sustained by members,” says Dr Evelyne Jepkemei, Kenya’a church’s public affairs director.

If a member is guilty of serious transgressions (say fornication), he or she gets excommunicated.

So important is marriage among Mormons that young male missionaries are encouraged to find a spouse as part of the journey through priesthood.

Mormons also believe that families can be ‘sealed’ and remain together forever.

President Munene explains: “The family is ordained of God and marriage between man and woman is essential to His eternal plan.”

Women do not become priests, but a man’s priesthood is considered incomplete without a wife.

Unlike other Christian faiths, the Mormons believe that men will be punished for their own sins, and not for Adam’s transgressions, or the sins of our forefathers and that our forbearers, who did not subscribe to the Christian faith, will get a chance to hear the gospel in the spirit world and then decide whether or not to accept the gospel.

Living members do vicarious baptisms on their behalf to complete the ordinance of baptism if they choose to accept the gospel.

Their Bible is also different, because apart from the Old and New Testament, it incorporates three other books: the Book of Mormon (written by the founder of the church), Doctrine and Covenants and the Pearl of Great Price.

And oh…Mormons pay tithe quietly in the bishop’s office.

Adapted from The Standard

False Religion

Funeral Home Denies Involvement in Alpha Lukau’s Resurrection Stunt

Published

2 months ago

February 25, 2019

GLOFIRE

Alleluia Ministries International (AMI) leader, Alpha Lukau resurrection stunt on Sunday February 24, 2019, suffered a major setback after Kings and Queens Real Funerals, which transported the ‘ body’ of one Eliot, denied his death.

According to the Livestream shared on Facebook and and Twitter by Apha Lukau, Eliot had died on Friday and was brought to Alleluia Ministries by family and relatives which included his ‘mother’ and ‘ wife’. The ‘ dead’ man mouth is wide open and breathing at the time of opening the coffin, after being offloaded from the Kings and Queens Real Funeral’s van.

Alpha calls out his name, and holds him by the waist and Eliot seems to ‘rise’ from the coffin in a typical Lazarus fashion with his mouth wide open and noticeably twitching. In the ensuing moments, the church breaks in song and dance in ‘celebration’

Alpha Lukau Stunt to resurrect a ‘deadman’ goes awfully wrong

In a quick rejoinder, Kings and Queens Real Funeral issued a statement denying involvement in the entire fiasco. Here is the statement published online

As kings and Queens Funeral Services, we would like to distance ourselves from the supposed resurrection of a deceased man by Hallelujah Ministries who allegedly was at our mortuary. As a funeral services provider, we offer
1. Funeral Services
2. Funeral Cover
3. Burials
4. Transport
We were approached by alleged family members of the deceased who informed us they had encountered a dispute with a different funeral service provider and would like to use our transport services which we offered them.
We did not supply the coffin neither did we store the deceased at our mortuary and no paper work was processed by Kings and Queens Funerals. As a Funeral Services Provider we do not offer services without documentation neither do we repatriate bodies without any paper work.
We are in the process of taking legal action for this malicious damage to our image.
To all our beloved clients and prospective clients, thank you for the continued support during this confusing time. We continue to strive for excellence as your preferred funeral services provider that offers a service that give you honour, dignity and comfort.

The man enjoyed a hearty meal after his return from the ‘ dead’

Hell and Heaven

Irish Parliament Passes New Law to Legalize Abortion

The new laws make abortion legal and unrestricted in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, subject to a medical consultation and a cooling-off period. Terminations after 12 weeks would be permitted only under exceptional circumstances.

Published

4 months ago

December 14, 2018

GLOFIRE

Ireland’s Prime Minister has hailed a “historic moment” for women in the country, after a bill to legalize abortion passed through the final stages of parliament.The bill is now set to be signed into law by President Michael D. Higgins, following a marathon debate in parliament’s upper house Thursday, and will come into force in January.Two-thirds of Irish voters agreed to amend the constitution and allow women to access abortion in a momentous and emotionally charged referendum in May.Prime Minister Leo Varadkar thanked the bill’s supporters on Twitter and commended Health Minister Simon Harris for steering it through parliament. The bill passed through parliament’s lower house, the Dáil, last week.The vote would “end lonely journeys, end the stigma and support women’s choices in our own country,” Harris said on Twitter Thursday.

Just over 200 days ago, you, the people of Ireland voted to repeal the 8th so we could care for women with compassion. Today we have passed the law to make this a reality. A vote to end lonely journeys, end the stigma and support women’s choices in our own country
— Simon Harris TD (@SimonHarrisTD) December 13, 2018

But its passage also prompted vandals to target a regional office of Ireland’s governing party Fine Gael overnight, writing “baby killers” and “Herods” on its wall.”I was so disappointed to see this morning (Friday) that my busy constituency office in Sligo has been vandalized and defaced overnight,” Tony McLoughlin, the assistant government whip, wrote on Twitter.”We live in a proud democracy and despite anyone’s opinion on any referendum, this behavior can never be condoned,” he added.

After the vote, Harris paid tribute to “the campaigners who fought for 35 years to change a nation, to change hearts and minds,” the UK Press Association reported. “I want to thank the minority who fought the battle in here when it was convenient for the majority to ignore.””But today, I think mostly of the thousands of women who were forced to make the journey to access care that should have been available in their own country,” he added.Around 3,000 Irish women annually have traveled to Britain to terminate a pregnancy in recent years, according to UK government figures.

Adapted from CNN

Jesus is Coming

Scientists are Proposing we Tackle Climate Change by Dimming the Sun

Published

5 months ago

November 24, 2018

GLOFIRE

Scientists are proposing an ingenious but as-yet-unproven way to tackle climate change: spraying sun-dimming chemicals into the Earth’s atmosphere, reports CNN.

The research by scientists at Harvard and Yale universities, published in the journal Environmental Research Letters, proposes using a technique known as stratospheric aerosol injection, which they say could cut the rate of global warming in half.

The technique would involve spraying large amounts of sulfate particles into the Earth’s lower stratosphere at altitudes as high as 12 miles. The scientists propose delivering the sulfates with specially designed high-altitude aircraft, balloons or large naval-style guns.

Despite the technology being undeveloped and with no existing aircraft suitable for adaptation, the researchers say that “developing a new, purpose-built tanker with substantial payload capabilities would neither be technologically difficult nor prohibitively expensive.”

They estimate the total cost of launching a hypothetical system in 15 years’ time at around $3.5 billion, with running costs of $2.25 billion a year over a 15-year period.

The report does, however, acknowledge that the technique is purely hypothetical.

“We make no judgment about the desirability of SAI,” the report states. “We simply show that a hypothetical deployment program commencing 15 years hence, while both highly uncertain and ambitious, would indeed be technically possible from an engineering perspective. It would also be remarkably inexpensive.”

The researchers also acknowledge potential risks: coordination between multiple countries in both hemispheres would be required, and stratospheric aerosol injection techniques could jeopardize crop yields, lead to droughts or cause extreme weather.

The proposals also don’t address the issue of rising greenhouse gas emissions, which are a leading cause of global warming.

And despite the conviction of the report’s authors, other experts were skeptical.

“From the point of view of climate economics, solar radiation management is still a much worse solution than greenhouse gas emissions: more costly and much more risky over the long run,” said Philippe Thalmann of the École Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne, an expert in the economics of climate change.

David Archer of the Department of Geophysical Science at the University of Chicago said, “The problem with engineering climate in this way is that it’s only a temporary Band-Aid covering a problem that will persist essentially forever, actually hundreds of thousands of years for fossil fuel CO2 to finally go away naturally.

“It will be tempting to continue to procrastinate on cleaning up our energy system, but we’d be leaving the planet on a form of life-support. If a future generation failed to pay their climate bill they would get all of our warming all at once.”

Adapted from CNN